Record Producer Tales

I went over this producers house to collaborate on a track for Alicia Keys and he couldn't play any instruments.
I was like damn., I should be going down as producer on this joint, NOT him! Sometimes i hate being a side musician for these non-plying producers who want you to make everything for them. I'm like damn, can you make anything on your own?

How do i get to sit in the prodcer seat?

Manny
Queens